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It is unbecoming for 说:
2014年1月20日 14:38

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

A camel is a horse d 说:
2014年1月20日 13:52

A camel is a horse designed by a committee

Against stupidity th 说:
2014年1月20日 04:38

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Make everything as s 说:
2014年1月20日 00:22

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Computer dating is f 说:
2014年1月19日 19:24

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Object-oriented prog 说:
2014年1月19日 12:57

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

I once heard two lad 说:
2014年1月19日 11:38

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

I'm not a member of 说:
2014年1月19日 04:33

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I don't know anythin 说:
2014年1月18日 21:08

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Common sense is the 说:
2014年1月18日 18:13

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

It is better to be f 说:
2014年1月18日 14:20

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

There is a charm abo 说:
2014年1月18日 08:34

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

I must confess, I wa 说:
2014年1月18日 06:30

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Perfection is achiev 说:
2014年1月17日 22:50

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

Now, now my good man 说:
2014年1月17日 00:45

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

A man can't be too c 说:
2014年1月16日 19:52

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.